Another NFL Player Announces He Sits While Peeing, Outraging Half of Americans

DALLAS, TX – In a shocking move, another National Football League player has announced that he is choosing to sit down while he is peeing from now on, joining the ever-growing list of 47 other NFL players who have done the same in the past few months.

People across the nation are divided and are constantly talking about this new trend, prompting us to hear from both sides of the debate.

“I believe it’s great what they are doing. We need more men like them sitting down while peeing. It is so much more comfortable to sit down while peeing so they are trying to improve things for everyone else by doing this,” said Bob Bulner.

“It is absolutely disgusting what they are doing. Real men stand while they pee just like they stand for the National Anthem. They don’t deserve to be a citizen of this great country. People have fought and died for them. They should be beaten and kicked out of the country,” said bumpkin Phil Simmons.

All we know for sure is too many people in America judge what others do when it has no bearing on their life and that needs to change.