Annoying Neighbor Surprisingly Saves Woman’s Life After Telling Paramedics What They Were Doing Wrong
BALTIMORE, MD – Hal Porridge, 77, saved his neighbor’s life last night after he walked over and saw that the paramedics were doing it all wrong.
When Tina Gertrude, 62, collapsed in her kitchen, her husband immediately called 911. Shortly after the paramedics arrived, portly next-door neighbor, Mr. Porridge, came over and discovered that the paramedics had no idea what they were doing. He quickly administered first aid, and Gertrude made an immediate and miraculous recovery.
“Mr. Porridge is great. He literally knows everything about everything. No matter what I’m doing in my yard, whether it’s cutting my lawn or cleaning my car, Mr. Porridge is always quick to come over and tell me what I’m doing wrong,” said Neighbor Tom Denney.
“I don’t buy anything new anymore without asking Mr. Porridge what he thinks.”
This isn’t the first time Mr. Porridge saved the day either. A little over a month ago, the city of Baltimore was repaving his street when Mr. Porridge came out and told them that they were doing it wrong. He quickly showed them how to do it correctly and prevented a catastrophe.