Americans Excited to Hear Elon Musk Promise of Making a Real-Life Jurassic Park World, Instead of Using Massive Wealth to End World Hunger

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Elon Musk’s Neuralink co-founder, Max Hodak, has announced the company can theoretically make a real-life Jurassic park world instead of using Musk’s wealth to end world hunger. 

The report has made many Americans jovial over the announcement, causing many to not care about ending world hunger since robotic dinosaurs are way cooler.

“Yeah, I mean, we shouldn’t have people die of hunger and all that, but dinosaurs are badass. If I could choose between ending world hunger or going to a bad-ass fake dinosaur consumerist amusement park, who wouldn’t choose the dinosaur?” said local man Teddy Bare.