American Not Really Sure Why He’s Patriotic All the Time

BOSTON, MA – While riding his motorcycle slower than the average motorcyclist, an American isn’t sure why he’s patriotic all the time after thinking about it for a bit longer than he normally does.

Local man Ron Donsen, 47, is confused why he’s been patriotic for all these years without any explanation why. Donsen got to the conclusion after going slow on his motorcycle for the first time in his life.

“Usually I speed up and down these parts of Boston waving this flag, but for some reason, I feel off today. Why am I doing this and what’s the point? There’s no need to be so blindly patriotic for no reason,” said Donsen while scratching his head for far too long. 

“Instead of being a blind patriot, I can try to make myself and this country better by realizing what the issues are. There’s no point in saying we’re the best without any proof that we’re the best. Or I can go back to being patriotic for no reason, that’s the easier route.”