American Masochist Looks Forward to Seeing How Awful U.S. Can Become

WASHINGTON – With the recent news of Roe v. Wade being overturned, local American masochist Ronnie Da, 37, is reportedly excited to see how awful the U.S. can become.

Masochists like Da are rejoicing across the country because of how truly terrible the U.S. is becoming. Though the nation has never been great, it’s becoming significantly shittier, sparking excitement in Da.

“There is nothing better than watching your country get shittier and shitter. I love it so much. It gets me joyous inside and I can’t wait to see what’s next,” said Da.