American Finally Realizes How Shit His Country is After Leaving Country for a Day
BIRMINGHAM, AL – Local American Ronnie Ron, 29, reportedly realizes how shit the United States is after visiting Belgium for one day.
“I can’t believe I’ve been lied to my entire life. Everything is better in Europe. The U.S. is utter shit, and I’m bummed,” said Ron.
Ron is expected to leave all possessions and family behind in the U.S. after deeming it all “Shit.”