American Excited to See Trump Gone Only to Realize Biden is His Replacement
WASHINGTON – With President Trump expected to leave office by inauguration day at the latest, a local Washington man is excited to see Trump finally gone, until he remembered President-Elect Joe Biden will be his replacement.
“I understand Biden is technically a lesser evil than Trump and won’t incite crazy shit like a coup attempt, but he fucking sucks too. I just want healthcare man, and all these politicians blow,” said Washington man Gerald John.
“Don’t get me wrong, I voted for Biden, but what the fuck. Am I really going to have to hear platitudes and bull shit for the next several years while hardly anything changes for the better? I’m sick of picking between a hard-right politician and a right politician.”