American Excited to Get Coronavirus Vaccine so He Can Trip On LSD Behind a Dunkin’ Donuts Once Again

SEATTLE – With news of the Pfizer vaccine getting through the hurdle of the FDA, Britain has reportedly begun administrating doses, causing an American to get excited about the vaccine so they can trip on LSD behind a Dunkin’ Donuts as they used to prior to the pandemic.

The report comes after Jeff Mark, 31, has been feeling bummed and distant toward his normal everyday activities, most of which revolved around spots where Mark would trip balls. However, with positive news of the vaccine at the forefront, Mark can’t wait to get back to hitting up his usual spots.

“This vaccine is getting me pumped. I can’t wait to go back to my usual Dunkin’ spot and trip like a mother fucker. I haven’t tripped in a few months, except for that one time I did with my grandma,” said Mark.

“I’m going to try to be first in line. Once I get the vaccine, I’m going to party like the day never ends. I will be in a constant of LSD land and I couldn’t be more excited. Give me the fuckin’ vaccine!”