‘Ah, Life Still Sucks’ Says Woman Hoping A Friday Would Make Life Slightly More Bearable

BEVERLY HILLS, FL – Local Florida woman, Nadine Dyet, was hoping a Friday would give her a heightened sense of joy after realizing how shitty and pointless life is.

Instead, the realization that life still sucks no matter the day of the week made Dyet feel significantly more hopeless over the waste and dreary existence that we deem as living.

“This shit sucks. Everyone is an asshole. People get excited about weekends so I was hoping a Friday would make me feel better but instead it’s worse,” said Dyet.