‘Ah, Just the Case of the Mondays’ Says Man Whose Life Sucks Every Day, Not Just Monday

SEATTLE, WA – A local Seattle man routinely refers to negative events on Monday as being just the case of the Mondays, even though his life sucks every day, not just Monday.

“I hate Mondays, they tend to suck the most out of any day. Sure, my life sucks every other day of the week, but Mondays especially suck. Why would I ever complain about the other days, when I can rip on Monday?” said the man, Dustin Peo.

“I’m also extremely unique for highlighting that Mondays suck. No one else does that. I feel really proud of myself for doing that.”