Advertisements to Now Tell Americans ‘Buy it You Dumbass’
WASHINGTON – A new law in the United States will require all companies to declare Buy it You Dumbass in any advertisements they have promoting a product.
“We made this decision so people understand what they’re getting into. We love spending money as Americans and this slogan will only help,” said U.S. President Joe Biden.
The slogan is expected to generate more money for capitalist America since Americans are bred to work until death and spend money on pointless commodities.
