PITTSBURGH, PA – Local man Chet Nikfucski, 33, was eager to submit his substantial Christmas list to his parents to ensure his wish list could be ordered and received in time for Christmas.
“Christmas is just the best time of year. I always get all the stuff from my parents that I’ve wanted throughout the year so I love making a Christmas list and giving it to them,” said Nikfucski.
Nikfucski’s list this year includes hundreds of dollars in items even though he hasn’t gotten his parents a gift for their birthdays or Christmas in over five years.
When pressed, Nikfucski stated that he does buy gifts but last year the gifts he ordered for his parents got lost in the mail; the year before that he lost internet connection when trying to buy gift cards—going on with countless more lies and made up stories.