U.S. Pulls Johnson & Johnson Vaccine After It Causes Users to Hear ‘Livin’ la Vida Loca’ By Ricky Martin in Their Head 24/7
Couple Excited to Get Expensive New Treadmill So They Can Leave it in Box for 6 Months and Barely Use it After They Put it Together
Man Starts Planning His Own Funeral After Getting Grave Diagnosis on WebMD
Man Debates Between Having Minor Side Effects for 24 Hours from Vaccine or Having Painful Death from COVID-19
‘The Pandemic is Great, I Don’t Have to Worry About Bad Breath Anymore’ Says Local Man Who Hasn’t Brushed His Teeth Prior to the Pandemic Because He Wears a Mask Everywhere
© 2021, Sad Carrot News. All rights reserved.